Blackmailing.........

Let me start with a question-"does making fun of anyone* means blackmailing him"?(*I can disclose the name if he permits).From last 2 months I have a recording of a guy doing nonsense fun activities after drinking and unfortunately he is one among my best friends.I don't know whether it's a coincidence or his bad luck that destiny daily gives me such proofs of his mischief's.But when I along with my friends starts enjoying him I don't know what happens to him that suddenly he starts fighting,not actually fighting it's situation and matter dependent.Let me elaborate this:
Situations-
1st reply:Bhai kyu blackmail kar rha hai??ye sarasar blackmailing hai.....
2nd reply:Dhek betta bahut hawa me ud rha hai......bas 1 mahina aur bacha hai....
3rd reply:tu kuch nahi kar sakta......
4th reply:tu kar de bas fir dekhna faad dunga.....
5th reply:nahi plz usse* mat sunana mai tere hath jodta hun.......
(*this refers to a very dangerous man according to him for him)

Further my friends gave me one pic which was gtalk pic of all guys of our group and my desktop wallpaper with some beutiful taglines.....that pic reminds me a gud song i.e. yamma yamma ye khubsurat sma......again a proof....

I am his friend and he has beaten me for a girl who is his girlfriend in DREAMS just for what?bcoz I have just said her name when he was drunk sayng "wo bas meri hai"......another proof......and ha "a graffiti wall in my room"......

As friends never miss any chance of teasing whether it's on girlfriend matter,life,body,classes,profs.....etc. we also do the same for each other......
In our elective class he is always being caught by the prof due to us.Recently we are writing a poem on him which will be the another proof......

But I don't know why for all the reasons he makes me responsible and start using his hand,legs on me.......let u know at that time none of my friends rescue me.
Now due to my habits and his reaction our friends call us "TOM N JERRY".

But as whole we like each other's company as it never goes on serious matters.

From last few days I feel either he has changed or myself as the the things are not same as they were before.......if I have changed then I am ready to change myself......bas ek bar wo bol de......

So my friend I want to say that I don't do all the things intentionally but they are just for fun to keep stress away as I don't smoke......
So concluding all I am sorry for all those matter and lets enjoy.........and justify how I am blackmailing.......


Disclaimer:The recording is still safe and secret it will not be disclosed unless and until he grants the permission.This blog is not written to hurt any one's personal feeling and disclosure it's just for fun.....and this blog may be a proof...

finally only comments are awaited not reaction*........(* only for anyone)

The difference between girlfriend & girl+friend!!

Girls either girlfriend or girl+friend are very crucial creature of god with a tag line of 'HANDLE WITH CARE'.Every guy wants atleast one girl with him except one commonly known as baba.Can you say which one is a better choice girlfriend or girl+friend??All the committed guy's will choose girlfriend but the actual candidates for this poll are guy's who are single bole to "FRUSTOO".I think a girl being a friend of your's is far better than a girl who is your girlfriend.I myself got the solution of this dilemma after talking to a school friend after 5 years.Love and friendship both are breakable, love with no guarantee and friendship with guarantee but conditions apply.You'll have to care love but friendship will care you.A girl+friend will help you to approach other girls but a girlfriend will keep you away even from aunty ji's.Ya this happens as one of my friend who is single but had crush on one of our teacher named K***li.Main thing which I felt is that you can share every joy and sorrow with your friend but not with girlfriend fearing of what she will think.I think in most of the cases love gives birth to tension only , like family permission, caste and now a days if any one of the two is serious and other is doing timepass.A friend can guide you like a map.But still there are lucky guy's who have girlfriend & girl+friend too like my roomie.I think god should think about all single guy's like us and atleast give one beautiful girl+friend to all.

God I am waiting.....